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August 18th, 2002, 11:46 AM
#1
Inactive Member
*Wanders in draggin her bag behind her....Flops down in the corner....Pulls her legs up to her tummy close....Resting her chin gently on her knee's...glances around and sighs softly*....All alone...Nobody to talk to....Nobody to share the great stories about toys....*Smalls pout crosses me lips*....Everyone talks about this and that.....Nobody talks about the GREATEST gift to the female race....*Sighs again*....Toys...toys....toys...*Tries desperately to hold in her chuckle...Looks around the room again*....Guess me will have a conversation about toys with meself...Ok....*Grabs her bag and pulls out a pink 8 1/2 in Jell vibe...shakes and wiggles it in her hand*....Now dis one...*Nods her head cause I'm listening intently*...This one is ok...It doesn't vibe as well as I would hope for....*Eyes get big at what I'm saying*...But its good cause its....*Whispers to self*...thick....*Nods in agreement with her eyes still huge*...*Pulls out a long 12" dark blue wand*....This one...This one is absolutely wonderful...It has 3 speeds and it gets the g-spot easily*....*Big smile crosses my lips as I listen intently*....This one is one of me favorites....*Nods and puts it down to reach in the bag for another*....*Grabs the wand and hides it for me....waits for me to pull another out of the bag*......
OK DAMMIT....I'm bored....And well....I think I'm losing it.......*ROTFLMAOPIMP*...*Takes me and me bag and me other me and runs out laughing like a mad women*
<font color="#99FF66" size="1">[ August 18, 2002 08:50 AM: Message edited by: ButterflyKisses ]</font>
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August 18th, 2002, 12:00 PM
#2
Inactive Member
you never be alone, you have US!! Sits with yah, spies Jeepers on the list now, hauls her ass in here too.....see BK you have US *sloppy kisses*
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August 18th, 2002, 12:43 PM
#3
Inactive Member
But we still aren't talking about the MOSTEST important subject in da WHOLE world...Ok...Maybe not the mostest but its gatta be up there....TOYS!!!!!!!
*GRINS and HUGS me briar tight*
*Shows you me bag*....*W*
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August 18th, 2002, 06:35 PM
#4
HB Forum Owner
*wanders in*
*reads*
[img]eek.gif[/img]
*runs like hell*
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August 18th, 2002, 10:54 PM
#5
Inactive Member
*looks at BK's toys and thinks*
BE AFRAID.......BE VERY AFRAID !!!!
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August 18th, 2002, 10:56 PM
#6
Inactive Member
*looks at BK's toys and thinks*
BE AFRAID.......BE VERY AFRAID !!!!
*runs like hell with lily*
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August 18th, 2002, 10:57 PM
#7
Inactive Member
damn thing made me stutter
grrrrrrrrrrrr
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August 18th, 2002, 11:46 PM
#8
Inactive Member
*gasp*
12 inches?
If you open your mouth, can ya see the tip coming up through?
*walks out still in shock from 12 inches post*
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August 19th, 2002, 01:49 AM
#9
Inactive Member
*Smears glue all over the floor*...There now who ever comes in has to stay and talk about TOYS!!!
*Evil Laugh....Sits and waits*
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August 19th, 2002, 02:04 AM
#10
Inactive Member
*wanders in*
*reads*
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
12 inches?!
*trys to run*
dammit...my feet are stuck!
[img]confused.gif[/img]
HELPPPP!
sumbitch i stuck
[img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]
*L*
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